One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I...

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I...

Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers" This one is for all of you who: a) have kids had kids c) was a kid d) know a kid! As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said.... "Daddy look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out ...

Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers" This one is for all of you who: a) have kids had kids c) was a kid d) know a kid! As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said.... "Daddy look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out ...

1) Let your wife and/or girlfriend drive your car. 2) Let her hit some invisible bumps. 3) Let her tell you what happened, her side of the story, and then wonder why the horn does not work when you turn on the alarm only to find out that the horn is missing. Now you see that wasn't so hard now was it? Works everytime. At least for my wife. Here's an extra lesson: How to avoid invisible bumps. Take the keys away from your wife and/or girlfriend.

1) Let your wife and/or girlfriend drive your car. 2) Let her hit some invisible bumps. 3) Let her tell you what happened, her side of the story, and then wonder why the horn does not work when you turn on the alarm only to find out that the horn is missing. Now you see that wasn't so hard now was it? Works everytime. At least for my wife. Here's an extra lesson: How to avoid invisible bumps. Take the keys away from your wife and/or girlfriend.

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