Believe it or not trolls have dreams as well. But our resident troll has a dream that only he can dream it.
In his dream he sees the US controlling it’s own ports because he won’t trust anyone that is not American. This way he can be sure that no bombs will ever enter the US and kill millions, since we have a great reputation of being so thorough with our searches. The ocean would be full of Coast Guard Cutters and choppers flying around watching every single boat out there, checking every container, every box, every persons papers, making sure that nothing illegal will enter this country.
He also dreams of a Gov’t with endless money provided by those who make enough money to just give it away because they already have enough of it. Doesn’t matter that they worked and earned it, they should still share it with everyone else. That way, everyone who wants good health care can just ask the Gov’t and, if qualifying, will have full coverage paid for by everyone else who can afford to pay their own health care from their own pockets. Everyone deserves welfare, according to him, that is everyone who is not rich. But how do we define rich you may ask? Well those who can have more than 1 TV in the house, a VCR, a DVD, a new or almost new car, who owns a house, who can pay all their bills and look at their account and say "hey I have plenty of money, think I’ll get myself a new stereo for my car". And to think I always thought that those who were rich were those who spent money on useless things like $1 million cars, $10 million birthdays, personal plastic surgeons, famous fitness trainers as personal fitness trainers, 3 or 4 houses with 20 rooms and 40 bathrooms, etc.
We would have 1 Boarder Security Officer every 3’ at the border of Mexico. Business owners would never consider hiring illegal immigrants cause they are to patriotic and think that only Americans and those with legal papers deserve the jobs and deserve to get paid good money regardless of how much the own makes cause money is not what motivates the owner to have the business. We would have state of the art vehicles, tracking devices, cameras, night vision equipment and non-lethal weapons to stop anyone trying to get across our border.
Our Gov’t would be composed of smart, patriotic people who will do everything within their power to make sure everyone has a good job, with good pay, great insurance and job security. They will never pass a law that will put money in their pockets and screw the minority. Every one of them thinks about the people first, second and third. The President will work hard to make everyone proud of him, he will have saved hundred of people during a war, he will have lots and lots of medals, he will have never said a lie, he will bend over backwards to make every country around the world our friends. He will even be the first one to be in the front lines and shoot the first bullet if fighting was ever needed. Often he will stand around his fellow Americans without fear of being shot or hurt. His wife will bake cookies for everyone who visits their house. He would never mumble a word or say the wrong words or even contradict himself. The President would be the envy of every country; everyone will want to be like him/her.
No, there would never be a problem in this dream of his. No terrorist, not dictators, no addiction to oil, no nukes, no Israel, no Muslims, no deficit, not hate for the US, no illegal immigrants, no SS problem. Yes, our resident troll dares to dream, he dares to dream big, really big, of a world free of problems but more than anything, he dares to dream of a world without George W. Bush, because that alone could make everything in this article a reality, according to our resident troll. And we all know who that is.